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23 June 2008 @ 05:04 pm
Offered: hand-crafted and NC-17  
My second offering is an all-organic, hand-crafted, lathe-turned, meticulously-finished, completely functionalone-hundred-percent splinter-free, soap-and-water-cleanable, one-of-a-kind, dildo!

Too perfect for this charity, don't you think? As a matter of fact, I made the first one for a wedding anniversary gift.

These woodies are my "astarte" shape, with a sleek inward curve along the shaft.

You may choose one of the three shown. Being hand made, the proportions are a little different on each; the one on the right left, cut from Red Oak, is 7 1/2 inches long, and 1-1/2 inches diameter at the head. The base is flat, so it can stand up like a sculpture.

The center dildo is cut from white oak with gorgeous grain. It's 8 inches long, six inches of shaft before the handle. It's just a tad over 1 inch in diameter at the head, so it's pretty slim. :)

The one on the left right is cut from Sycamore wood. It's been finished with bronzing powder mixed into the first coat of poly-- dark for the body, and brighter for the decorative rings. 9 inches total length, 1 1/4 inch diameter at the head. This one is fitted with a ring on the butt end, that you can hook a finger through for control.

All three are finished with a minimum of four coats of food-grade water-base polyurethane. They can be cleaned with soap or dish detergent and water, and disinfected with alcohol, but will not be real happy with a ride through a dishwasher.

I will gladly answer any questions *grin*

Starting bid: $20.00 (includes postage)

Buy It now: $75.00

Delivery: immediately following the end of the auction.

Contact: toymaker at dendrophil dot com

(ETA: with permission, I give the little shop's url;

hee hee...
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Stella Omegadharma_slut on June 24th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
Dammit, and I checked which thumb I suck and everything... ;)

Okay, fixing. ;)
White Aster: sinfest devil lolzwhite_aster on June 24th, 2008 01:43 am (UTC)
Totally understandable! I STILL sometimes have to do the "hold up your hands, which thumb and forefinger make an L...?" thing. :facepalm:
Rachel M Brownrachelmanija on July 1st, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
Bidding is now open! ;)
Calluna V.: Calluna4callunav on June 25th, 2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
I checked which thumb I suck and everything

That is exactly how I learned left from right!
Rachel M Brownrachelmanija on July 1st, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
Bidding is now open. ;)

Er, let me try to reply to the right person this time...

Edited at 2008-07-01 05:44 pm (UTC)
Rachel M Brown: Engaged!rachelmanija on June 24th, 2008 01:47 am (UTC)
No bidding till July 1. ;) Please re-bid at that time.

(And yes, awesome.)
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Komikbookgeekkomikbookgeek on July 1st, 2008 02:44 am (UTC)
Are you taking top bidder only? Or can some arrangement be made with the top three bidders (I ask since you are offering a choice of three)?
Stella Omegadharma_slut on July 1st, 2008 03:04 am (UTC)
Oh, man, I wish I could! But I can only afford to donate one.

I offered a choice because these babies are rather personal... You need to know it's going to be your true friend.
Komikbookgeekkomikbookgeek on July 1st, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)
I'll keep a close eye on this one then. Thanks. :)
Komikbookgeekkomikbookgeek on July 1st, 2008 02:55 pm (UTC)
No one here yet?


kinsugikinsugi on July 1st, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
put bid in wrong place... $30!
Musemuseclio on July 2nd, 2008 12:03 am (UTC)
Akaihyo: Lion Girlakaihyo on July 1st, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
Bid: $32

Lovely work.
stitchesstitchesandlace on July 2nd, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
These are fantastic. Bidding $40!
Komikbookgeekkomikbookgeek on July 2nd, 2008 04:43 am (UTC)
Bid $45
JoAnnjoannindiw on July 13th, 2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
Jenny: Doll Mejenny_evergreen on July 15th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
If the winning bidder doesn't take it, please contact me so I can purchase the Sycamore one from you directly! (I screwed up and missed the end of bidding. *sob*)
JoAnnjoannindiw on July 19th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
... ^^V I'm sorry? The Sycamore one was the one I kept staring at... But! You should contact her directly (website in the post) and you can custom one?
Jenny: Half Smilejenny_evergreen on July 19th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
Oh, well! At least you have great taste! :) Thanks for letting me know.
I will contact her.
Stella Omegadharma_slut on July 20th, 2008 05:18 pm (UTC)
I'll get started on more in those colorations, then ;)
Jenny: Everyday Smilejenny_evergreen on July 20th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Excellent! This one has two rings whereas I think the ones on your site have three, and I prefer the two rings. Just sayin'. ;)
JoAnnjoannindiw on July 15th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
Sent a receipt.